“- Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
- Mother Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.”
Peter Billingsley - Ralphie
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.”
Lloyd Bridges - Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson

“She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?”
Anne Bancroft - Ms. Dinsmoor

“You're not barren. You're wounded. Here [putting his hand on her heart] and it's here that I'll plant seeds.”

Vondie Curtis-Hall - Julian Grayraven

“- Martha Shaw: Look, a woman knows when a man looks into her eyes and sees someone else.
- Noah: Now you know that I want to give you all the things that you want, right?”
Jamie Anne Allman - Martha Shaw
Ryan Gosling - Noah