“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves

“I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“I advise women on their lipstick, base and eyeliner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.”

Gennie Nevinson - Deidre Chambers