“Let's move to Miami! Finally, I can get my face-lift. I want a Cadillac, too, a big, purple Cadillac, so I can ride around and laugh at poor people!”
Joni Ruth White - La Rue

“- Day-Day: I gotta get this money by tomorrow.
- Roach: You could sell your Beemer.
- Day Day: I can do what?
- Roach: Sell your car.
- Day-Day: Sell your mama's car! I'm not sellin' my car for that.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day
Justin Pierce - Roach

“- Shelly Stewart: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a gift!
- Morton Cushman: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly Stewart: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Shelly Stewart
Dan Hedaya - Morton Cushman

“- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
- David Clark: So you bought a whale?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“- Tom Beck: Mind me asking how much one of these costs?
- Lloyd Gallagher: No.
- Tom Beck: How much?
- Lloyd Gallagher: I don't know.
- Tom Beck: You don't know? What did you do, steal it?
- Lloyd Gallagher: Yeah.”

Michael Nouri - Tom Beck
Kyle MacLachlan - Lloyd Gallagher