“LaVona-Call that a clean skate, for Christ's sake?
Skater Mom-Do not swear in front of the kids.
LaVona-I didn't swear, you cunt.”
Allison Janney - LaVona
Suehyla El-Attar Young - Skater Mom

- Sam: Would we be playing it like little kids like... like "La-la-la. I'm a little kid?".
- Beverly Franco: Well, you wouldn't be playing it like a little retarded kid but yes, you would be acting youthful.
Paul Weitz - Sam
Lupe Ontiveros - Beverly Franco

“Holy smokes!”

Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Waiter: Are you ready to order?
- Rose: Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this asshole wants.
- Eddie Birdlace: I'll just take a fucking beer.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Eddie Birdlace: Where's our fucking drinks?
- Rose: You boys sure like to swear.
- Eddie Birdlace: No, we just like to drink.”
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace
Lili Taylor - Rose