“- Terry Barkley: Franklin, I'm not in the mood for octopus rallies.
- Franklin: Terry, I need you! Your body's driving me crazy!
- Terry Barkley: Franklin, Barbiedolls drive you crazy. You're oversexed!”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Christopher S. Nelson - Franklin

“You have a great body. May I use it?”
Harvey Keitel - Benson

“- Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
- Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“I wasn't looking at your ass. Maybe a little bit, but it was strictly in a professional way.”

John Travolta - Hardy

“- Ted Newton: So, can I get you a Coke?
- Janie: Aren't I a little tall for you? I mean, aren't you a little short?
- Ted Newton: Well, height's just temporary. When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller, right?
- Janie: No. See ya.”
Christopher Castile - Ted Newton
Catherine Reitman - Janie