“- Allison: I like your costume, Dani.
- Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any - what do you call them, Max? Yabbos?
- Dani: Max likes your yabbos... in fact, he loves them!”

Vinessa Shaw - Allison
Thora Birch - Dani

“- Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
- Patty: And good...
[Cindy and Barbara stare at her]
- Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
- Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.”
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“I’m working with a first-time director here who’s more interested in Instagramming my ass. Hashtag Jessica Alba’s ass.”
Jessica Alba - Jessica Alba

“You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.”

Robby Benson - Nick Peterson

“Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these; scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over. Tricky. Very tricky.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones