- Christopher "Chris" Wilton: After he lost both his legs, he found Jesus.
- Tom Hewett: Sorry, but it just doesn't seem like a fair trade.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Chris Wilton
Matthew Goode - Tom Hewett

A man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think "What could I use you for?".

Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“- Bob Rogers, Jr.: You gonna let him fight your battles for you?
- Jack Ryan: He seems to be doing a good job.”
Charlie Sheen - Bob Rogers, Jr.
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“I'd marry a chimpanzee if he had money!”
Rose Byrne - Rose Mortmain

“- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: We were quite well suited, as I recall.
- Lord Arthur Goring: You were poor, I was rich, it must have suited you very well. And then you met the Baron, who was even richer. And that suited you better.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring