“- Stokely: They've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
- Casey: I think so.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- Jimmy Dix: What, you don't believe in love?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I believe in love; I also believe in cancer.
- Jimmy Dix: What, they're both diseases?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Something like that.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“The exquisite truth is to believe in something that maybe you know is a fiction, but you believe in it willingly.”
Roberto Benigni

“I don't do fiction. Not my field.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Death

“- Henry Sikorsky: I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back!
- Billy Caufield: Okay, you be the doctor and I'll be the escaped mental patient, okay?”
Chris Lloyd - Henry Sikorsky
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield