“When I started to watch some of the films I'd done, I realized I was doing movies that I might not actually want to see.”
Heath Ledger

“Let's push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you're fictional, so who cares? I'm sorry. But I don't find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“They're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of cut-rate production is this?”

John Deszo Ratzenberger - Mack

“It's like a Bruce Lee movie without Bruce.”

Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

“- Jack Gable: Laura is more than a body.
- Cable Man: Laura?
- Jack Gable: Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
- Cable Man: Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
- Jack Gable: No, I write this shit.”

John Candy - Jack Gable
Mark Boone Junior - Cable Man