“- Mr. Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
- Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?”
Thurston Hall - Mr. Bel-Goodie
W.C. Fields - Larson E. Whipsnade

“You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield

“- Gracie: Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...
- Felix: Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.
- Gracie: ...you're a loser.”
Juliette Lewis - Gracie
Anthony LaPaglia - Felix

“- Winston Connelly: You know what you are? You are an egotistical, self-centered, little brat!
- Tara Mitchell: That's terrific!”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“It would not be difficult, Mein Führer.”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove