“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Harry Burns: No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
- Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
- Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Tony Montana: Hey, baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
- Elvira Hancock: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?”
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill

“He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle