“- Sarah Marshall: It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
- Rachel Jansen: For society, how we're reliant on technology. I get it. I'm with you.
- Aldous Snow: It's a metaphor for a crap movie.”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“People have a deep distrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator? Or 2? Or 3? Or 4?”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“- Nelson Moss: Why a month?
- Sara Deever: Because it's long enough to be meaningful, but short enough to stay out of trouble.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Andy Warhol: Candy, how often do you get your period?
- Candy Darling: Every day. I'm such a woman!”
Jared Harris - Andy Warhol
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers