“- Stiggs: Ok, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.
- O.C. : Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarly inefficient mode of trasnportation.
- Stiggs: Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly sismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we'd have the ideal car.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Daniel Jenkins - O.C.

“- David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
- Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Snoop Dogg - Huggy Bear

“Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running... on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish... like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh...”
Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Why? Did you steal the car?
- Teenager: I sure did.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.”
David W. Harper - Teenager
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Lieutenant Nabulsi: What kind of criminal drives a Prius?
- Sergeant Harris: A socially responsible one?”
Lennie James - Lieutenant Nabulsi
Allan Steele - Sergeant Harris