“If you have to travel alone, travel in style.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Nick Van Owen: How far is the village?
- Peter Ludlow: A day's walk, maybe more. But that's not the problem.
- Roland Tembo: What is the problem?
- Peter Ludlow: Velociraptors.”
Nick Van Owen - Nick Van Owen
Arliss Howard - Peter Ludlow
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo

“- April O'Neill: Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
- Donatello: Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.”
Paige Turco - April O'Neil
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“- Stanley Stupid: The car won't start.
- Buster Stupid: Maybe the battery is dead.
- Joan Stupid: It was perfectly healthy this morning.”
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid
Bug Hall - Buster Stupid
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid

“- Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
- Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.”
Dorothy Granger - Girl
Moe Howard - Moe