“I'm going to be working some strange hours over the next week or two, so don't ask me what I'm doing because I don't want to lie to you.”

Jason Statham - Terry Leather

"Dead Amanda"! I told ya, you get more nookie than you can shake a fucking stick at if you just told people your wife was dead.

Michael J. Fox - Jamie

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves

“- Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
- Reno Nevada: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.”
Lewis Smith - Perfect Tommy
Pepe Serna - Reno Nevada

I wish he had the balls to walk up, look me in the eye, and say: "I'm bangin' your wife". At least then I could respect him.

Dean Cain - Chris Harrison