“- Lilly: There was a time you'd have dragged me by my hair out of here for drinking.
- Georgia: I'm too old. So's your hair.”
Felicity Huffman - Lilly
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“- Ray: Can we change the music, please? Because I feel like I should be wearing a wig.
- Frenchy: You will be in a couple of years.”
Woody Allen - Ray
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“Looks familiar, but dearie, these blondes all bleach alike.”

Esther Howard - Jean

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines