“Gerry, I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary.”
Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Lydia

“- Jane Lindquist: We're not reality material.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I didn't know that.
- Jane Lindquist: What's a cute... smart, sexy, good-looking guy... Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years?
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I've been saving myself.”
Elle Macpherson - Jane Lindquist
Eric Schaeffer - Joe MacGonaughgill

“You're a child, Gilda. A beautiful greedy child. And it amuses me to feed you beautiful things because you eat with such a good appetite.”
George Macready - Ballin Mundson

“- Dr. John Dolittle: It's not something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure.
- Female Pigeon: He's not under pressure. He's not attracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon. He's a self-hating pigeon.”

Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Julie Kavner - Female Pigeon

“- Maddy Whittier: You're really different than I thought you're gonna be.
- Olly Bright: Sexier, right?”
Amandla Stenberg - Maddy
Nick Robinson - Olly