“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“- Marjorie Houseman: Look at all of this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
- Baby Houseman: Try SouthEast Asia, Ma.
- Marjorie Houseman: Right.”
Kelly Bishop - Marjorie Houseman
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman

“It's not a little itty-bitty bean. It's an averaged sized bean. There are kids in parts of the world who would walk 50 miles through quicksand just so they could stick a toe in your swimming pool. There are kids who would eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life but leaves and bark and roots.”

Ben Stiller - Tim Dingman

“There's something about the icecream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don't hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking icecream truck.”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“People used to think it was strange because I breast-fed him until he was almost five, but I say just look at the results!”

Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel