“- El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
- Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?
- El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her!”
Alfonso Arau - El Guapo
Tony Plana - Jefe

“I thought she'd be the one to yank you out of neutral.”
Bob Odenkirk - Dan

“- FBI Agent: Come out with your hands on your head. You've got ten seconds.
- Pam Anderson: Enough time to create a universe.”
Tony Mockus Jr. - FBI Agent
Ashley Judd - Pam Anderson

“- Luther: How do they feel?
- Ethan Hunt: About what?
- Luther: The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.
- Ethan Hunt: Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys.”
Ving Rhames - Luther
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Doreen: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?
- Cop #1: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.”
Kevin McDonald - Doreen
Mark McKinney - Cop #1