“Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.”
Charles Grodin - Harrison Winslow

“Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.”
Billy Barty - High Aldwin

“We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the word for it. Before we know that there are words. Out we come, bloodied and squawling, with the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, theres only one direction. And time is its only measure.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Vince Ricardo: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow.
- Sheldon Kornpett: What flow? There isn’t any flow.”
Peter Falk - Vince Ricardo
Alan Arkin - Sheldon Kornpett

“- Haru: Sensei, believe me, this woman's telling the truth.
- Sensei: Haru, you're unable to tell truth from untruth.
- Haru: That is impossible. My ninja intuition tells me this!
- Sensei: Haru, you do not have ninja intuition! You do not even have normal intuition!”
Chris Farley - Haru
Soon-Tek Oh - Sensei