“She stole that tie! It's the prefect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.”

Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“- Jerry Logan: I took some money.
- Chris Altman: A lot of money?
- Jerry Logan: I don't know, is a million a lot?”
Andrew McCarthy - Jerry Logan
Janet Gunn - Chris Altman

“- Miracle Max: It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
- Inigo Montoya: What's that?
- Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.”
Billy Crystal - Miracle Max
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

“- Peter: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
- Joanna: From the crippled children?
- Peter: No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.”
Ron Livingston - Peter
Jennifer Aniston - Joanna

“- Jules Winnfiled: I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
- Pumpkin: What?
- Jules Winnfiled: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin