“- Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
- Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are urinals in there!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis

“Water softens up the dirt.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“- Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
- Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?
- Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
- Cadpig: Mother, should we?
- Perdita: Do as your father says.
- Pepper: This'll be fun!
- Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Sandra Abbott - Penny
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!”
Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski

“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez