“I'm a very difficult person, but I take comfort in the fact that God made me that way.”

Ed Harris - Ludwig van Beethoven

“Who am I?
[phone rings]
God?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“Ever since we dispensed with God we've got nothing but ourselves to explain this meaningless horror of life. That first self is real... and I'm going to find the fucker.”
William Hurt - Eddie Jessup

“For the first time in my life, I'm gonna forget I'm a lady.”
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“What I'm trying to do is to introduce you to your inner-self. I want you to get acquainted with yourself. Wouldn't you like to meet you? Don't you want to get to know yourself?”

Alan Mowbray - Dr. Vengard