“I hope she'll be a fool. That's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”

Carey Mulligan - Daisy Buchanan

“The place is a joke, alright? They don't come to watch you sing, they come to watch girls shaking it on a bar!”

Piper Perabo - Kevin O'Donnell

“- Brantley Foster: No! No exceptions! I want this job, I need it, I can do it. Everywhere I've been today there's always been something wrong, too young, too old, too short, too tall. whatever the exception is, I can fix it. I can be older, I can be taller, I can be anything.
- Mrs. Meacham: Can you be a minority woman?”

Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster
Judith Malina - Mrs. Meacham

“- Reggie Hammond: Man, you loaded here. What the fuck's this?
- Torchy's Patron: Tax refund!
- Reggie Hammond: Bullshit! You're too fuckin' stupid to have a job!”

Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Dimitri - Torchy's Patron

“- Sweet Daddy Dee: Why do you do what you do?
- Jeff Dunham: Why? Because I enjoy it and it's the best way I know to make money.
- Sweet Daddy Dee: You the ho!
- Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute, what if I said I do it only because I enjoy it?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: You the dumb ho. Ha ha!”
Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy Dee
Jeff Dunham - Himself