“I brought my own pillow so I don't get my spit all over yours.”
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“- Peg: Kevin, it's not polite to stare. Think how it would make you feel if somebody were staring at you.
- Kevin: I wouldn't care.
- Peg: Well, I would, so don't do it!”
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Robert Oliveri - Kevin

“- Swifty: Kick his ass, Brewster! Don't take that shit from this fungus faced toad sucker!
- Terk: I'd tell that little punk that he shouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you.
- Brewster Baker: He's right, Swifty. Be polite, Mr. Logan here's a very sensitive man.”
Robby Still - Swifty
Terry Kiser - Terk
Kenny Rogers - Brewster Baker

“One day you're gonna be nice to me. We may both be dead and buried, but you're gonna be nice - at least civil.”

Ossie Davis - Da Mayor

“- Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
- Alan Abernathy: Awfully polite for a monster.”
Frank Langella - Archer
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy