“- Harry Sanborn: I don't like thinking about you all the time and worrying about how you are. Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full-time job.
- Erica Barry: Well I'm doing just fine, so you don't have to work that shift anymore!”
Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Psychiatrist: Would you consider yourself subjectively firm or objectively flexible?
- James Clayton: Metaphysically wrinkle-free?”
Oscar Hsu - Psychiatrist
Colin Farrell - James Douglas Clayton

“Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?”

David Spade - Kuzco

“Let your eyes crinkle, let your skin wrinkle.Our lines show that we've lived. If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road.”
Nia Vardalos - Connie