“- Vinny Gambini: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
- Jim Trotter III: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement... with the exception of thank you... will be stricken from the record.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lane Smith - Jim Trotter III
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller

“Rose left me with a riddle I have not yet resolved: how we judge those that hurt us and show no remorse.”
Jessica Lange - Ginny Cook Smith

“I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces, and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are, just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact!”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Constance Sack: You know, some people have said that you've become quite difficult to work with. That you're constantly late, you're reclusive, sometimes even nonsensical.
- Stacee Jaxx: I wanna ask you this: Have these people, even met themselves?”
Malin Akerman - Constance Sack
Tom Cruise - Stacee Jaxx

“I don't understand why people, why every fucking person is so bad to each other so fucking often. It doesn't make sense to me. Judgment. Control. All that, the whole spectrum.”
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless