“Ease up on the steroids. Juice will make your jewels shrivel up like sun-dried tomatoes.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Trevor Slattery: I had a little problem with substances, and I, uh, ended up doing things, no two ways about it, in the street, that a man shouldn't do.Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs.
- Tony Stark: What did they say, they'd get you off them?
- Trevor Slattery: Said they'd give me more.”
Ben Kingsley - Trevor Slattery
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Bill: Contact paranoia... maybe you've heard of it... I'm buggin' out 'cause I'm hangin' out wit you all the time! I tell you goddamn it man!
- Maurice: Well, I've got bigger problems! I'm tryin' to get this joint lit, that's drug abuse!”
Merwin Mondesir - Bill
Sean Amsing - Maurice

“There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.”

Seth Green - Mick

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn