“I've seen this back in the Dakotas. They can smell fear just by lookin' atcha.”
Jim Varney - Jebidiah Allardyce 'Cookie' Farnsworth

“There are very few places on this island I decline to visit, but the toilets frequented by sailors on the west side of Candado Pier is one.”
Michael Rispoli - Sala

“Remember what I said about conquering your fears up here? I was wrong. This place would scare me shitless! Look at all those seats!”
David Spade - Dylan Ramsey

“The only way to kill Jason is to send him back to his original resting place where he drowned in 1957.”

Thom Mathews - Tommy

“It's like the garage sale from hell.”

Jeremy Sisto - Scott