“- Raychel: You're like shy, but you're outgoing. You're insecure but your conceited. Then some things you're totally clueless and other things you get in like two fucking seconds. So I'm confused.
- Meg Kennedy: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Raychel: See, now you're like dissed but also flattered.”
Mariah Carey - Raychel
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

“If you weren't so pathetic, you'd be funny!”

George Brent - Jim Thorne

- Zach: We're not "delinquent friends".
- Trish: Oh, really? Then how come you go to military camps every summer, because you like the haircuts?
- Zach: You know my Dad. "Military camp builds character".
Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell
Marnette Patterson - Trish Prescott

“You can't stop something that's inside you!”
Tobey Maguire - David

“Then... you're telling me your rude behavior and total lack of respect for me is just your natural personality and not in any way related to undue stress?”
Helen Slater - Mary