“- Head Illinois State Trooper: I don't want to tell you how to do your job...
- Samuel Gerard: Put the helicopter on the bridge!
- Head Illinois State Trooper: But only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.
- Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.”

Danny Goldring - Head Illinois State Trooper
Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard

“- Nonnie Parker: Are you saying we should cross the Kalahari? That's impossible.
- Xhabbo: Wind can do it, we can do it.”
Reese Witherspoon - Nonnie Parker
Sarel Bok - Xhabbo

“- Charlie McKay: [about the dishwasher] And you push this button. Word to the wise: don't press that till she wakes up, so she sees you doing it.
- Leopold: How clever. The proverbial tree in the woods.
- Charlie McKay: If a man washes a dish, and no one sees it...
- Charlie McKay, Leopold: Did it happen?
- Charlie McKay: Right.”
Breckin Meyer - Charlie McKay
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“Of course he didn't listen to me. He had proved what he needed to prove. To himself and anyone who doubted him.”

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.”
Daniel Kash - Dr. Dreyfuss