“I really feel the need for you to stay out of my business so I don't punch you in the teeth.”
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins

“- Roberta: What will they do to you if you don't pay?
- Jim Bennett: Break every bone in my body.”
Jessica Lange - Roberta

“Answer my questions, before you start losing appendages.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas

“- Page Conners: Just give it to me, or would you rather have my heel up your ass?
- Jack Withrowe: Who told you I'm into that?”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“- Lewis Farrell: You must be wondering who I am?
- Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
- Lewis Farrell: But?
- Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.”
Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell
Pamela Adlon - Kim