“Doctor... patient... curious human distinction.”
Kevin Spacey - Prot

“- Beverly Switzler: Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals! He's my boyfriend!
- 3rd Trucker: That's disgusting!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't make me proud to be a human!”
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Gary Littlejohn - 3rd Trucker

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George

“- Eugene G. Roe: You're a good nurse.
- Renee Lemaire: No. I never want to treat another wounded man again. I'd rather work in a butcher's shop.”
Shane Taylor - Eugene G. Roe
Lucie Jeanne - Renee Lemaire