“Doctor... patient... curious human distinction.”
Kevin Spacey - Prot

“- Beverly Switzler: Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals! He's my boyfriend!
- 3rd Trucker: That's disgusting!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't make me proud to be a human!”
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Gary Littlejohn - 3rd Trucker

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall

“- Peter Kirk: Are there many lady doctors?
- Helen Hunt: A few.
- Peter Kirk: As beautiful as you?
- Helen Hunt: No doubt.
- Peter Kirk: The time I've wasted being well.”
Henry Fonda - Peter Kirk
Barbara Stanwyck - Helen Hunt

“- Dr. Einstein: I cannot operate without a drink!
- Jonathan Brewster: Pull yourself together, doctor!
- Dr. Einstein: I cannot pull myself together without a drink!”
Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein
Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster