“Life's a mess, Sara. It's... it's chaos personified.”
Molly Shannon - Eve

“- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: I mean, my dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned! My whole life flashed before my eyes!
- Bob Wiley: Wow, you're lucky you're only twelve.
- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: It was still grim.”
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley
Charlie Korsmo - Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin

“- Steven's Father: All that stuff of this town having nothing for someone of your age... I thought you really catched how a young person sees life.
- Steven: Life? What d'you know about my life?”
David Lumsden - Steven's Father
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“We're innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!”
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“It’s all downhill after 40. Who wants an extra 80 years of the worst part of your life? ”
Emma Roberts - Sloane