“- Jack McDermott: You told me you played for the New York Rangers.
- Billy Caufield: Are you saying I didn't?
- Dr. Weitzman: Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman

“I'm not a violence person! I write about boxing and hockey and football!”
Woody Allen - Lenny

“Yes, I know a stalker died! It had to happen sooner or later! Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people in front of the television instead of picket lines. Well, you're not gonna get that with re-runs of Gilligan's Island.”

Richard Dawson - Damon Killian

“Violence makes violence.”
Michael Bates - Chief Guard

“What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)