“Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?”
Sarah Parish - TJ

“I sort of like this dating thing, I'm sort of getting the things here. What I do is, sit back and watch as these strange men try to impress you in weird and stupid ways and then... and then you pick the least disgusting one, I guess.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Lucy Ackerman

“I see in you a man too perfect to be really true. Do I want you because you're wonderful? Or are you wonderful because I want you?”

Brandy Norwood - Cinderella

“- Nick Acropolis: Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
- Rose Muldoon: I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
- Nick Acropolis: You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
- Rose Muldoon: And Greek men never bathe.”
Anthony Quinn - Nick Acropolis
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
- Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?”
Justin Bartha - Ace
Zooey Deschanel - Kit