“What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they’re clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can’t count to 10. So don’t give me hygiene.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Elaine Benes

“You can fool everybody, but landie dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right. If you know what I mean.”
Elizabeth Dunne - Mrs. Plunkett

“They torment me. I wake in the night and the trail of their feet whispers in my brain. I have no peace. For they are in me.”

Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“Cats are funny. They don't want to hurt you, but if you scare them they go crazy.”
Abner Biberman - Charlie How-Come

“I'm your guard, Tiger. Don't make any sudden moves, 'cause I'm crafty and I'm quick. I've got the instints of a cat. What am I saying? I am a cat.”

Dom DeLuise - Tiger