“- Barney: He's not gonna give you up, Charlie. You're family.
- Charlie: Family, that fuckin' kid? We're third cousins.
- Barney: Third cousins. For Italians. That's like twin brothers with the Irish.”
Kenneth McMillan - Barney
Mickey Rourke - Charlie

“My father, your son... Holy cannoli, you are my sister!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Annie: This is Grandfather.
- Hallie: He's so cute. What do we call him?
- Annie: Grandfather.
- Hallie: That makes sense.
- Annie: This is Martin. He's our Butler.
- Hallie: [surprised] We have a Butler? ”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- ... & I: You never discuss your family do you?
- Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.”
Paul McGann - ... & I
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“I fell asleep without realizing it. And when I awakened, there were all my relatives speaking in low tones and saying nothing but the kindest things about me. Then I knew I was dead.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve