- Artemus Gordon: Now you're going to be my little doggy, and when I say "speak" you're going to tell me everything I want to know. Understand?
- McGrath: Woof!
- Artemus Gordon: Good boy. Now, which scientist is that in the next room? Is it Dr. Escobar? Speak!
- McGrath: Woof! Woof!
- Artemus Gordon: You can speak words, you stupid mutt.

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Ted Levine - General McGrath

“Look, defenseless babies!”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
- Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Richard White - Gaston

“This orphan stuff is like growing up in a dog pound. Everybody wants puppies.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“A human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.”
Larry Roberts - Tramp