“- Herbie Brown: She'll have to wait for me!
- Slicker Smith: Why should she wait for you?
- Herbie Brown: I was nice enough to wait for her!”

Lou Costello - Herbie Brown
Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.”
Bill Murray - Garfield

“I am so sick of being your bitch. I put up with your shit because I know how much pain you're in! But it's enough! It's a tall order for a patient motherfucker, and I am the furthest thing from that that you're ever going to lay eyes on.”
Kevin Costner - Denny Davies

“It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.”
Liz Taylor

“Patience leads to knowledge.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan