“- Dr. Jules Meecham: You mean you don't drink?
- Rev. David Ruteledge: No.
- Dr. Jules Meecham: In other words, when you get up in the morning that's as good as you're gonna feel all day.”
Howard Duff - Dr. Jules Meecham
Gerald Busby - Rev. David Ruteledge

“- Coy LaHood: Do you imbibe?
- Preacher: Only after nine in the morning.”
Richard Dysart - Coy LaHood
Clint Eastwood - Preacher

“Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk... Very drunk indeed.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“If I were you I'd give AA some thought. Alcoholism is a disease, you know.”

Bob Balaban - Elliott Webley

“I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes.”

Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean