“- Coy LaHood: Do you imbibe?
- Preacher: Only after nine in the morning.”
Richard Dysart - Coy LaHood
Clint Eastwood - Preacher

“- Dr. Jules Meecham: You mean you don't drink?
- Rev. David Ruteledge: No.
- Dr. Jules Meecham: In other words, when you get up in the morning that's as good as you're gonna feel all day.”
Howard Duff - Dr. Jules Meecham
Gerald Busby - Rev. David Ruteledge

“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“- Cop: Sir, have you had anything to drink today?
- Moses: I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot.”

Adam Sandler - Moses

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex