“- Anthony 'Tony' Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?
- Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Pamela Gidley - Pepper Gianini

“I have a report here that says that the Chicken Ranch is involved with and under the influence of organized crime. I myself am gonna take this report to Austin in the hopes that the governor himself will come out of his long silence on this issue and uphold the law.”

Dom DeLuise - Melvin

“Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

“You've fucked with the wrong person! My husband does business with the Mafia! When they track you down, you, your entire family, everyone you ever knew will all get chainsaw enemas!”
Bette Midler - Barbara Stone

“- John Gotti: We're gonna do a hit now, gonna do a real hit. We're goin back, yeah... back to some real, in your face Cosa Nostra. Out in front on the line... make 'em sit back and watch the volcano blow. You with me?
- Sammy Gravano: I'm wit ya, John, all the way to the finish.”
Armand Assante - John Gotti
William Forsythe - Sammy Gravano