“I'm physiologically incapable of fidelity.”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera

There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon as you get that ring around the finger suddenly you have an "ownershipsituation", prior to that its friendly you're "kind" to each other as much as I love you I want a variety of different pussy.
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Lenore St. John: Does it make a bad person being married to one man, fantasizing about another?
- Bryan Mills: Confused, maybe. Bad? No.”
Famke Janssen - Lenore St. John
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“- Finnerty: There's a series of tunnels. JFK used them to sneak Marilyn Monroe in.
- Cale: I thought that was a myth.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.
Bruno Kirby - Jess
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns