“It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.”
Tim Allen - Jason Nesmith

“- First A.D.: He says the Minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
- John Chambers: If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the Minotaur.”
Ray Porter - First A.D.
John Goodman - John Chambers

“You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura

“- Alan Swann: I haven't performed in front of an audience in 28 years! Audience? I played a butler. I had one line! I forgot it.
- Benjy Stone: Don't worry, this is gonna be easy.
- Alan Swann: For you, maybe. Not for me. I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Rose Schwartz