“- Zammis: Uncle, what did my parent look like?
- Davidge: Your parent looked like... my friend.”
Bumper Robinson - Zammis
Dennis Quaid - Davidge

“Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.”
Peter Dinklage

“It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you… you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat 'The Legend of Zelda' before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“If you wake up in the morning and you can’t think of anything but singing first, then you’re supposed to be a singer girl.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence