“At the beginning of the school year, Vern had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Nine months, man. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Writer

“- President Westwood: How do you lose a goddamn nuclear submarine?
- Larry Ramsey: I have an idea, Mr President, but let's just pray I'm wrong.”
Ernie Hudson - President Westwood
John Enos III - Larry Ramsey

“All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.”
Allan Corduner - Captain

“- King Arthur: Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?
- Merlin: I'm afraid not, Sire.
- King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself.
- Merlin: No. You must regain your strength.
- King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do?
- Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.”
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur
John Gielgud - Merlin

“Here's Cerrano, returning to baseball after taking some time off to search for... whatever the hell it was he lost. Maybe his mind!”

Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle