“- Black: You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.
- Blue: I don't wanna fuck both of 'em.”

Master P - Black
Anthony Johnson - Blue

“- Timmy Fimple: When am I going to get the Major Chip Hazard figure?
- Christy Fimple: Never, if you don't shut up.”
Jacob Smith - Timmy Fimple
Kirsten Dunst - Christy Fimple

“You ain't gettin' shit out of me. I've been constipated all week and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!”
Slim Pickens - Hollis P. Wood

“Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!”
Mike Myers - Shrek

“I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle.”
John Simm - Jip