“- Black: You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.
- Blue: I don't wanna fuck both of 'em.”

Master P - Black
Anthony Johnson - Blue

“- Donkey: Hi, Princess!
- Princess Fiona: It talks!
- Shrek: It's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Timmy Fimple: When am I going to get the Major Chip Hazard figure?
- Christy Fimple: Never, if you don't shut up.”
Jacob Smith - Timmy Fimple
Kirsten Dunst - Christy Fimple

“You ain't gettin' shit out of me. I've been constipated all week and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!”
Slim Pickens - Hollis P. Wood

“- Frollo: Dear boy, whomever are you talking to?
- Quasimodo: My... friends.
- Frollo: I see... And what are your friends made of, Quasimodo?
- Quasimodo: Stone.
- Frollo: Can stone talk?
- Quasimodo: No, it can't.
- Frollo: That's right. You're a smart lad.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Tom Hulce - Quasimodo