“We're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- James Bond: You saved my life?
- Pam Bouvier: Yes!
- James Bond: It's a tough business you picked, Miss Bouvier. Leave it to the professionals!
- Pam Bouvier: Look, pal, I was an Army pilot! I have flown to the toughest hell-holes in South America and I will not have you lecture me about professionalism!”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Carey Lowell - Pam Bouvier

“I'm tired of hearing women cry for someone else to save them. Think what that means. Why do you need someone else to save you? Think about saving yourself.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Taryn

“- Batman: I tried to save you.
- Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“Sometimes, people just need to be rescued.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp