“- Cristina: Actually, Joey, I do like photographs. I take photographs... usually of nature.
- Joey: Penises are nature, I suppose.
- Cristina: Yes, I suppose they are.”
Agata Buzek - Cristina
Jason Statham - Joey

“- Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
- Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
- Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.”
David Gulpilil - Neville Bell
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
- Heather Donahue: You do?
- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.”
Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
Heather Donahue - Herself

“My saints are a camera and a gun. They're both fiercely truthful.”
Anthony Perkins - Sean McAvoy

“- Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: You don't suppose I used too many photographs of myself do you?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No, no. Worked for the ayatollah.”
R. Lee Ermey - Jimmy Lee Farnsworth
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher